Would You Drink from the Reedy River?
Peaceful Pathogens Floating Through Greenville's Downtown
For Greenville’s present dwellers, erstwhile residents, or sometimes visitors, the Reedy River is a scenic cesspool. It is a place where children laugh and play, while parents cringe and desperately keep their children from plunging in, wading, or even touching the living, moving stream of death.
If you don’t have any familiarity with Greenville’s famous Reedy River, click here to find out.
This poll is intended to discern whether you think the Reedy River is worthy of your consumption. Why do I ask such a question? You will soon find out what the raging river of bacterial destruction has to do with Madagascar…